Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
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attebury1 0
Wow that is really terrible.. Talk about bad timing FYL indeed
khatuba 0
aww, that happened to someone i know at school once.
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HeyThereGorgeous 0
I've had a PC for years and never had a virus. Which computer is better is beside the point. The point is that the OP was putting on a presentation and a million pornos popped up in front of EVERYONE! OP, that's horrible I'm so sorry. I hope they understand
CAPRICEDUDE 2
I got the same thing... its b.s. use Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware its a free program http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html?part=dl-10804572&subj=dl&tag=button
DutchGunner21 0
Today, I went on to the comments to write something witty and clever about this particular FML. I wanted to tell the 'OP' that while unfortunate, I totally rolled on floor laughing my ass off at his FML, and it is a shame but the people would understand. Then I saw all the f***ing arguements about whether or not a Mac or a PC is better. FML P.S.: NEITHER WILL LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS ANYWAY, AND EVEN IF THEY DO THEY WILL BE MORE OUTDATED BY THEN THAN YOUR MOM JOKES
lizz1234 0
my parents have had their mac for 7. :)
ozymandias_fml 0
My 9 year old Dell laptop, 7 year old Dell desktop, 6 year old Powerbook, and collection of Sparc boxes disagree. My 4 year old Terrabox is due to disagree shortly.
wexou3 3
i think you should probably consider getting a macbook. ;-) no viruses. Better luck next time pal
pwnrzero 0
i call fakesies first time im doing it, but my gut has this feeling you know?
emzmansion 0
HAHA that sucks. Sorry to hear that. Next time, don't use your work laptop for **** or any stuff that will get you viruses lol
car6435 0
reminds me when we would set the Rick Rolld url as the homepage for the Laptops in middle school. but not ****. lol fyl
shadow_skater_fml 0
use anti-maleware bytes to get rid of the anti spyware program
brunoisbeast 0
Not all **** popups are generated from **** sites. And no computer has better virus protection than the other, depending on what you click on. If you know what you are clicking on, then it won't matter. I happen to prefer a mac because it fits my needs, it's faster, and it's WAY easier to use. But of course, that's my opinion. If you want to write comments condradicting MY opinion, then fine, be my guest. Just don't tell me my computer choice is wrong, because that's just low.
666midnight 0
Easiest option would have been to just disconnect from the internet tbh, at least you wouldn't get the **** pop ups and next time you get anti spyware make sure its legit, I myself use AVG, but there are several sites which compare the top brands, and i reccomend using one of them rather than one you have never heard of, or even if it was one you heard of, downlod it from the actual site!