Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after almost a week of my cursor randomly freezing, I'd had enough and was about ready to go out and get a new computer mouse. It wasn't until just now that I realized nothing was wrong with my mouse. It was running on fumes because I forgot to replace the battery. FML
Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML
Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML
Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML
Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
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stuner56 22
Im sorry but that's funny
Mirorbo 27
I'm sorry, but there IS a time and place for trolling. At work is not one of those places, especially if it screws up a whole day's worth of work and can potentially get the victim fired.
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Comments (160)
stuner56 22
Im sorry but that's funny
hemz_fml 13
I've been in that position before. I trolled someone but I didn't screw someone's work
MLK12345 4
Haha my friend did this on April Fools' day to our teacher in the middle of class.
LiveLaughFML 10
mark April 21st, 2012 as your revenge date ;-)
ThatGenericGuy 6
Confront him?
LiveLaughFML 10
* April 1st
ikickgingers 15
I prefer the old tape on the bottom of the optical mouse... Heh heh.
bitchslapped22 14
Did you nickname him the Troll?
trollfaced 2
I did that to my teacher and he thought it was a virus
JustHello123 1
Trolling with you??
gamercanadian 11
This is awesome
HomeAl0ne 20
Stay back late on Friday. After he's gone, drip shrimp/prawn juice into the mouthpiece of his phone handset (on the old ones you could unscrew the mouthpiece and put a whole prawn in there). Get in Monday morning before him. As soon as he reaches his desk, dial his phone number.
rcbarnes 24
Agreed. My teammate/victim thought it was hilarious when it was done to him.
rcbarnes 24
That's how it went down with my co-worker, too.
rcbarnes 24
That's what put it over the line, I think.
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Better yet, do the "The Office" prank. Every other day, put one penny into his phone. He will get used to the slow increase in weight. Then, after a while, take all of the pennies out. Next time he picks up his phone he will smash it into his face.
Tanya33 1
Great prank! Give him mad props!
Xxak907xX 0
Trolololo
franniedottp 8
You mean "scrolololol"
Mirorbo 27
I'm sorry, but there IS a time and place for trolling. At work is not one of those places, especially if it screws up a whole day's worth of work and can potentially get the victim fired.
Lei_Aili 18
If they went the whole day without trying to figure out what was wrong, and looking at the computer (where they would discover the adapter), then this person's an idiot, and they deserve it.
wishfulmidget 0
ya i agree
theguy33 1
At least there would have been two people wasting a whole days work.
ms_YoungMula 8
Obviously there isn't that much work to be done if one has the time to do a prank like that and the other doesn't even try to fix the problem so he can do work
bamagrl410 31
38 - I was wondering if anyone else noticed that or not lol
Jirekianu2 19
Op should report the asshole for harassment.
Number_Q 0
these comments blow.
AshleighNason 24
someone needs a hug
mrahhhhh 21
Hugs make everything better, but unfortunately I think they only work on humans. This guy's a troll.
DarwinWillFixIt 11
Yeah they remind me of your mom!
ninjuh_wingman 29
And the troll keeps on trolling.
bamagrl410 31
Don't know why 52 was thumbed down so much. I guess people don't get the reference haha. Thumbs up!
aliadnan708 6
Get him back by getting a wireless keyboard
leadman1989 16
And going to GIANT MIDGET C#%KS dot com!
jhldc 1
No go to pen island.com
NAU_future 7
46 idk what c#%ks are.... But If you were trying to say giant midget cocks It might make sense.
ms_YoungMula 8
77 you obviously knew what she meant if you were able to determine what she was trying to say, your attempt at being a smart ass was a fail.
Wolveslikepie 4
And 85 your attempt at being a bitch was a success ;) lol
bamagrl410 31
Hahaha 85 fed the troll...
leadman1989 16
Thanks 85 You're awesome... :)
YayFlameWarz 9
108- Lead you realize 85 called you a female correct?
ms_YoungMula 8
94, read my profile and that's my response to your comment
Wolveslikepie 4
Umm... yeah, about reading your profile it just makes you look like a bigger bitch which I think is really more of an insult to yourself than a comeback to my comment so.... Yeah have fun with your bitchy ass life. I'll be sure to enjoy a care free bitchless life :P
sieera00 8
That just made my day :D
Strafeh 9
Choke him with it...
runforitrun 1
With the "wireless" mouse?
kaoriblossom 8
The cord is invisible, silly!
chloee_147 6
I thought it was wireless.......
JayJayAttackAtta 5
I really hope your talking bout the mouse.....
sieera00 8
That just made my day :D