Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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fawfulster 11
Some might think he was masturbating... I myself think he was actually watching ****. Generally movie channels like Golden and TNT transmit **** late at night so it might explain my theory. Either way, it sucks your parents busted you man! They should be more considerate, because probably they wanted to wake you up, and it still might suck that you got sleep deprivation.
Than_fml 0
Well if he was watching ****, I thinks it's save to say he was also spankin' it.
Cloudy_fml 0
I don't see why those would be mutually exclusive... He may very well have been doing both.
rabidbacon 0
Is your penis a Mogwai or something? Don't beat it after midnight.
DevineLegacy 0
no i don't know what they do at midnight
anonymsspermdonr 0
did u finish?
deweyd8855 3
I hate seeing FMLs by all of these people who say they get walked in on when they're doing something sexual, either with a partner or by themselves. Three words of advice: LOCK YOUR DOOR!!
NicoleIAm 0
My dad has a key to the lock on my door. And every other door in the house. Maybe the OP's did too.
Hgielad_720 0
Or maybe there was no lock. My room doesn't have a lock, and neither does my brother's.
playfuldesk 0
People are stupid. He was cranking that wank
lebeau517 0
lol how do people still not get it but ya that sucks
theblondeone 16
I just turned 15 today too :]
vermillionlove 0
i know what you meant but you should be more specific P:
thequeenofbeauty 0
Happy Birthday P;