Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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taylorrrx 0
you really just made my day, lmfao. thanks
305alive 0
ydi for being a gook
junomcguff_fml 0
I dunno! Could somebody tell me??
moonlight_daze 8
What do fifteen year olds do at midnight? **********? Smoke weed? ..My guess is they caught you jerkin' it.
snliveismylife 0
Dude I seriously didnt think about jerking off. I thought about midnight toking, which is what I do at midnight, I dont know about you...
Eltsc 0
So is it like some ritual for 15-year-old boys? Every night as the clock strikes twelve, you load up your favourite **** sites, whip out your dick and start jacking off? This is absolutely fascinating, you know. I just fapped whenever my parents weren't at home.
Hazy_fml 0
My ritual involves locking my door. Try it.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
Please ban my account. For the greater good. p.s. I did this so everyone would read my post. I also stole this idea from the guy who put praise Taliban alot in the middle. thank you for your time.
Blaaagh 0
LOL! But seriously, get a lock for your door. Either that or next time you get caught, just act casual about it. I'm sure they'll learn to knock and wait for you to call them in! :-P
summer99 0
uh watch true blood reruns? thats what i do at midnight.
ktc10 0
Damn straight. True Blood is amazing. SOOKIE!
Nejitheprodigy 0
WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!! True Blood!!!!!! Go Godric!!!!!!! XD Those bastards killed him off though...i was flippin pancakes at midnight when i found out _
summer99 0
lol. new episode tonight! be excited!