Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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Dickninja 0
haHA thats ******* hillarious dude. And really sucks for you man So you were turning 16? Or 15?
Dickninja 0
O and btw... Im 16 and i smoke weed at all times of the day. So he could have been doing that.
YouKnowJosh 0
Wow you're so cool. I wish my life was a train wreck waiting to happen.
Camy123_fml 0
I think our a really cool dude (: i feel liek meeting you!
3141592653589793 0
First off it's not as clear as you'd think... I didn't know if it was a he or a she, y'know? If it was a she there might've been a guy there but if he'd said "15-year old boys do..." that would have made a lot of sense. There are other things teens do at night also... he could have been doing any number of teenage-inappropriate things.
amonymous1234 0
It says that it's a "man." Look at the gender of the person next to the nickname when reading the FMLs.
Nick402 0
What's with all the YDIs? He's a 15-year-old who jacks off. How out of the ordinary is that? Though I'll bet some people figured he meant sex because so many people are doing it when they're pretty young now.
shadowvone 4
"Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight?" I don't know, maybe do better things than wank off at night?
natsumosam92 0
WERE YOU JAZZERCIZING??
inthemiddle 0
I LOVE YOU!!
LinsKitty 0
Nah, he was JIZZercizing. :3
Spaz0matic69 0
Hahaha, this is one of the best I've read in a while
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
...When I was fifteen I either listened to music to help get some sleep or did some drawing at that time. Not fiddle with myself. Must have been awkward.
arf822 0
Haha its really funny because its my bday is today and i turned 15 too!!! :)
wingedspiritus 0
omai.