Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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fergiesman 0
OP was masturbating
bulletwings 0
Ahah, people are stupid if they dont get this.
Squidtank 0
i dont get how people dont get what OP is talking about
JayXL14 0
UFO
xBIGD525 0
I'm guessing that you meant "YDI" and got auto corrected
LinsKitty 0
ahahaha super fail XD
RideOorDiee 0
Reading??? Thats what i do!!! :]
wyld3fyr3 3
ummm... *coughs* yes yes yes that is what i also do too... i read the articles
possumisawesome 0
lol I read till 2 am sometimes... but I'm not 15 :o
bibbit 0
no, what?
ImFree17 0
Well I understood what he meant right off the bat.. @ OP.. What did your parents "surprise" you with? Or atleast what were they going to surprise you with? lol.
Cassieee_fml 0
lmfaoo oh god, now you know , wait till its much later at night :O lol happy birthday :D
notcoolperson 0
above comment is a legend.
MusicAddict321 0
Hahahah #90 Made meh laugh.
kirbyfan23 0
Hey. I'm 15 and I don't do the dirty at midnight. usually I'm watching TV. I do the dirty at 2:00 ;D JK but seriously don't generalize that all 15 year-olds do that. 'Cuz I don't.
Than_fml 0
You're one person. and yes it is generally 15 yr olds do it.
genius_man16 1
This FML sucks so bad. There are a million things you could have been doing. Maturbating, having sex, looking at ****, ******* your cat, clipping your toenails, eating birthday cake. I mean what the ****? Just say what they caught you doing you stupid son of a bitch.
LinsKitty 0
******* your cat?? what the hell? hahaha! XD
Chfanfiction 0
Yeah, I'm a 15-year-old and I never **********. I'm too busy sleeping.
tycrystar 0
i couldnt agree more nd yeah im a girl too nd i understood when i first read it too
TheLetterZero 7
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