Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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WonderBlunder 0
What do they do at midnight?? Playing with Hannah Montana toys??
Than_fml 0
Yes I do, cuz I do it everyday. And Fail for your parents not waiting till at least after sunrise.
lollipops321 0
im pretty sure "dat da bitches his AGE would like dat." lol but seriously, do you expect him to get like a 23 year old??
Intoxicunt 6
Da bitches, at that age, also have no money, live at home, have acne, and possibly wear braces. But then, they just go for older, "cooler" guys in such cases. Maybe OP should go for younger girls who idolize him simply for being older. Besides, maybe he DOES have a girlfriend. For all you guys know, he was masturbating thinking about the kinky birthday sex they had. :)
STVader 0
can I ****** quote you? because that shit was damn accurate and amusing to boot. ya i just said that
kapay 0
Is it... sleep? That's what I did at midnight no matter what age I was unless I was chatting it up w/ someone I liked.
17xVampx17 0
People saying lock your door...man atleast he has a door, I slammed mine after an arguement and cracked the wood around the hinges, then when I opened it...it fell on me. Either way not really fml, it'll only be awkward for a week.
katie228 1
oo, that sucks! But my birthday is today too and i turned fifteen too! weird
kindofgocrazy 0
You deserve it for not locking your door, if that wasn't an option, you should've gone into the bathroom so you could lock the door, or at least listen for someone else in the house to wake up (assuming everyone else was asleep, it would've been quiet in your house).
prabhpreet_s 0
what?
SP63_fml 0
Oh come on, I can't be the only person who does taxes at midnight.
invisiblerabbit 0
well hopefully your parents gave you a lock (on your door) foe your birthday. lol. seriously though, teenage years are for you to go through endless humiliation, to make yourself a man later on in life.. too many times have gone by where i have been caught with Porno running on my computer and parents walking in.. ;)
chippa 24
I heard that somewhere too, and I was kind of shocked lol. I don't **********. Having me inside myself really turns me off. :
crimdelacrim 0
so ur a chick... vibrator and msn? haha
SP63_fml 0
Taxes? That's what I'm doing at midnight.