Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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Comments (453)
Junaeffer 0
Sleeping??
reapfml 0
Yes, but this implies that he was fapping but I don't understand how he didn't hear them
DameGreyWulf 1
Maybe he was really into it? Plus, I bet his parents were sneaking, so they could surprise him. Everybody's surprised this time.
KelsyKatastrophe 0
Haha! Very true, it's a surprise for everyone :D
lol2034 2
LOLOL stay under your blanket with a sock
oh_dee 0
uh...i'm confused
conjackking 3
you were obviously never a 15 year old boy.
aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
Afterburner 1
win
Kylias 6
I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I DO AT MIDNIGHT. ;D
diem_fml 0
hahahahah good one!
yoshieggs2 0
YES! I love Pokemon!
xBIGD525 0
POKEMANZ!!!
Thoureau 0
Hahaha, nice.
jaeilssanguh 0
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LadyIrene 21
He was playing with balls..
asdfvince 3
playing with his poke balls
emorockerownage 9
anyone who doesn't get this really shouldnt be on this site
Goodnightfortoni_fml 0
Get a life.
ChokoBubble 3
I guess ya... I mean, I'm freakin 14 and even I get it... That's sad for ppl who r 19 and don't get it.
CyberPunkTink 0
Anyone who doesn't get this shouldn't be alive, the dumbasses.>.>
little_fucker 18
I'm freaking "14" more like 11
Karma123 0
hahaha, that's hilarious! xD
CherishFlowers 0
Sleeping? FYL because your parents woke you up?
ellielovesuu 0
uh..
swooshq 0
hahaha. Oh gosh darn, don't you hate it when your parents deprive you of sleep.
LinsKitty 0
XD I know right...
juliaispink 1
Lol!!! Haha!!!
CyberPunkTink 0
Jerking off dumbass. Wow you're such a ditz. Or one of those poor sheltered Catholic kids that has no mind of their own.
little_fucker 18
416- or its sarcasm dumbass
aphrodita 0
Haha, awkward. Happy birthday!
tehDante 0
15 years old. First, I thought sex. But then, Ifigured, if he didn't say his parents caught him red handed with a girl, then I it must me fapping. Or masturbating if you don't get it.
amiamazing 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This FML shouldn't be on the site. Too many explanations, he could of been masturbating, sneaking out, watching ****, or just naked.
ArtsySwag 0
Not exactly sure why, but my best guess is masturbating.
RJB 0
Idiots he was sneaking out naked to ********** to ****!