Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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Top comments
SDee1234 11
Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P
Cortezthe1st 23
Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.
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Comments (148)
sanecatlady 13
When I was younger I would watch kid's cartoons on TV with the sound turned way down because I was embarrassed to be heard or seen watching them. And now the youth of today are watching ****. Shoot me now, please.
ManSlaughter12 1
Just use Head Phones and go in your room and lock the door and hide under a cover
harrison99 4
I always had this fear that if I watched **** my phones audio would be sent to my living room while my family heard in horror O_o
Chazzzor 10
Turn off the Bluetooth on your laptop numb-nuts. The sound might have been coming through the stereo.
greencurtains74 11
always have a safe tab open. like your email. so if someone comes by, just close the **** tab!
Taylor22294 24
Damn it man can never ********** in peace. Did you finish the mission.?
birdybirdchirp 18
he had to stop the launch sequence bro
ibanghellokitty 8
After reading ops comment I'm starting to feel paranoid to....
banana_dick 5
Your dad's spying on you. Check your room for cams.
123edud 6
If op was on wifi his dad could access who was on their wifi and what websites they are on. It's not that hard. I did that once on Black Friday at best buy. Freaked everyone out when I told them what they were doing on their computer online.
whenitdidhappen 14
i think he didn't know you were watching ****, but instead he noticed you left the shitter without flushing it.......you can be disgusting in several other ways. :p