Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, after I supported my friends through heartbreak, had long conversations at 4 a.m., stayed late at work to help through breakdowns, I finally broke after a series of bad experiences. I decided to reach out. All I got was, "lol that sucks", "Oh, would you believe the week I had" or simply no response. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
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Top comments
lizamaphone 6
you're allowed to call people personally to ask for support. if you post it that publicly on fb, you're just being whiny.
michelleluvsyou 0
your cousins a jerk fyl
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Comments (127)
amazeballs 0
Admit it--you posted that on facebook so your ex would see and feel sorry for you, and/or regret dumping you. If you're going to appeal to the masses for pity (which is not very attractive), you must be prepared to accept the consequences. It absolutely sucks that you got dumped (and I feel for you if you're still hurting), but dude...call your friend on the phone and have a private conversation about your *very personal* (i.e. do not need to be posted on facebook) feelings.
danceoo 0
get it off your facebook! i hate when people whinge about their life on wallposts and statuses. all you want is the attention of people going, oh, what's wrong? get your crap off our newsfeeds, noboyd cares. call your friends and bitch to them. your cousin is a genius, facebook is not your bff, do not d&m on it!
xxzonbixx 0
quit being stupid. he doesn't need to call his friend b/c his friends are ON fb. fb is for your friends. it's not like he's whining to ppl he doesn't know. so stfu.
Onyx26 0
Yeah that's obnoxious, sorry. That sucks what happened but pick up the phone and call a friend to talk or get together instead of posting on facebook for people to call you and comfort you.
gman79 0
you're a pussy
cheerchick4life 0
sorry op that sucks! if u were my friend id definately call u n try to help u feel better
laurabev 9
YDI for writing stuff like that on facebook.
hcovballer247 0
Ydi for using facebook to solve ur problems.
Xxmikedemonguy66 0
duude that sux
that_arab_dude 0
dude seriously I mean this in the nicest way.... grow a pair
marcranger 29
yeah, but they're all geriatric. male babies outnumber female babies, but women, being smarter, take better care of themselves and live longer. at his age and with his whiny tendencies, op will probably be alone for a long, long time.