Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, after I supported my friends through heartbreak, had long conversations at 4 a.m., stayed late at work to help through breakdowns, I finally broke after a series of bad experiences. I decided to reach out. All I got was, "lol that sucks", "Oh, would you believe the week I had" or simply no response. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
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Top comments
lizamaphone 6
you're allowed to call people personally to ask for support. if you post it that publicly on fb, you're just being whiny.
michelleluvsyou 0
your cousins a jerk fyl
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Comments (127)
naximus93 0
Dude, man up. There's plenty of fish in the ocean. Unless you're ugly, in that case, your life sucks
ydi_4_suking 20
You should be a man like the guy on the other fml and **** bitches and roll with hoes
naximus93 0
Agreed!!!
ashylarry 0
what is this, the cry me a river generation? grow a pair and quit crying about it online
SARSvirus79 0
Are you of this generation?
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Boo ******* hoo
xxrogerthatxx 19
lmfaooo
demarcusT 0
dude you need to start ******* bitches and rolling with hoes
ColdGold 6
out with the old, in with the new
Zmeilerr 22
YDI for going on facebook and expecting sympathy.
SeaNDouble 1
YDi for going on Facebook looking for sympathy.
IntoTheClouds 42
People who think that men can't be upset about a relationship ending sicken me. OP, you do NOT deserve this - your cousin was being very insensitive and rude, but such things are bound to happen. You are allowed to be upset; there's no crime against a man being upset about a relationship ending, as taboo as it may seem. If you want to cry, cry, whatever, who cares? Just realize that these things happen, and if you need someone to talk to, call them directly. Things will get better.
smashgrab 0
Man up! Turn off your dvd box set of sex in the city, pour out your apple-tini, throw away the tear soaked tissues and grow a pair! You are single now, so go and have fun with all the women you thought about screwing while you were with your ex! You're free, enjoy it and quit going on FB for pity!