Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, after I supported my friends through heartbreak, had long conversations at 4 a.m., stayed late at work to help through breakdowns, I finally broke after a series of bad experiences. I decided to reach out. All I got was, "lol that sucks", "Oh, would you believe the week I had" or simply no response. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
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Top comments
lizamaphone 6
you're allowed to call people personally to ask for support. if you post it that publicly on fb, you're just being whiny.
michelleluvsyou 0
your cousins a jerk fyl
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Comments (127)
Griggy 0
Maybe you do this too often and they think you're just looking for attention.
Lenoraa 0
I so would have texted you. I'm so sorry
GruntyGunner 0
Dude erase the comment
betty66 3
You have a a phone right?? Then YOU call someone, idiot.... god, as technology advances, you guys get dumber
doctorpantalones 0
Delete. It's your status. YDI.
TheWicked 4
lol, you're just a tiny, frail, little girl aren't you? Grow some ******* balls already.
sexyladyda2nd 0
dangggggggg thats bogud
julien672 0
I'm sorry to hear that, and I'm sorry that everyone's being a douche about it. if I knew you, I would totally have talked to you when you needed it.
honestdude 0
well thts what you get for being an attention starved bitch. man up.
ChaChaNiceGuy 0
1. Sorry for being dumped 2. Don't post desperate messages on facebook. I hate people who need to tell the world how depressed they are. Why not take the phone and call a friend (assuming you have one or two)???