Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, after I supported my friends through heartbreak, had long conversations at 4 a.m., stayed late at work to help through breakdowns, I finally broke after a series of bad experiences. I decided to reach out. All I got was, "lol that sucks", "Oh, would you believe the week I had" or simply no response. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
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Top comments
lizamaphone 6
you're allowed to call people personally to ask for support. if you post it that publicly on fb, you're just being whiny.
michelleluvsyou 0
your cousins a jerk fyl
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Comments (127)
MissCuteStack 12
Think on the brightside it would have been one heck of à boring phone call ... well for the other person it must have been boring
ccsmilvr 0
Why does everybody feel the need to post EVERYTHING on Facebook? Relationships are suppose to be private and special and I'm sure nobody wants to hear you whine. Seriously, it's Facebook, not a diary.
Strawberry_1622 7
Delete them all!
xRezSynn 15
Dont do it on facebook..but either way your cousins a douche
gators1995 30
Dumb cousin
The_9th_Doctor 18
I'd text you.
LRSandTJB412 8
:(
laurellkawes 31
That's stupid!! Instead of posting on Facebook, why not just call someone in the first place
amazed_71 14
Time to "unfriend" your cousin.