Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, after I supported my friends through heartbreak, had long conversations at 4 a.m., stayed late at work to help through breakdowns, I finally broke after a series of bad experiences. I decided to reach out. All I got was, "lol that sucks", "Oh, would you believe the week I had" or simply no response. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
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Top comments
lizamaphone 6
you're allowed to call people personally to ask for support. if you post it that publicly on fb, you're just being whiny.
michelleluvsyou 0
your cousins a jerk fyl
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Comments (127)
lalizard_ocho 0
Why are people so insensitive!? I just got dumped yesterday and I yes I didn't go and post it on FB but I understand why OP did. A break up is hard to deal with and sometimes you don't have someone you could go to and FB is a place to lash out on. I'm sorry OP. I hope things turn out better for you!
PplMakeMistakes 2
**** facebook. & really sorry for the breakup ): ..
CandidateForWax 0
FYL about the breakup, but YDI for posting self-pitying messages on Facebook. Seriously, why do people rely on it for everything nowadays? Call or text a friend if you need someone to cheer you up.
aedans1momma 0
sounds like there is something more to this why would he say that and then 17 other people follow suit?
Shmscougers32 0
Sucks man
Shmscougers32 0
Sucks man
meowmeowwkitty 0
Awwwwwwwwee
thebatboy 4
what a wuss
griffindragon97 3
the power if Facebook
sweeetooth 4
what is this with people posting their every feeling on FB! it's pathetic! I'm sorry but you should have just called someone I'f you wanted sympathy