Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
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Top comments
white16sox 19
What what in the butt?
Ballplayer3313 3
RHYNO HUMP!
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Comments (131)
haled9 3
Well that's karma for u
christianmary182 0
YDI for being a douche bag (:
loserman67 36
I hope that one day your sister decides "it's funny" to knee you in the balls....
LittleRRed 5
Hahaha spiders and sisters are fun that hahahahaha
Ins0mau 20
You deserve it for being a dick. But you're also apparently from Australia but spell like an American. You double deserve it. :-p
EnEl_Infierno 15
What's wrong with the way Americans spell, don't judge us all because of one idiot. And now I'm starting to think that all aussies are dicks, you dick. USA USA.
Ins0mau 20
Woah there! Calm down. Take a chill pill. I never said there was anything wrong with the way you guys spell. It's just weird/"try hard" for an Australian to be spelling like an American. You wouldn't find it weird for an American to go around spelling like an Aussie?
EnEl_Infierno 15
I'm just kidding and being a dick, trolling around to see what kind of reactions I get. I'm soooo bored and my sister isn't around to knee in the ass lol. XD
neongurl98 10
Nice Move!!! >*
citymayer 7
Haha!! You live in Australia. Of course she was picking up a spider.
epiclife101 0
Next time look before you knee her butt
thatsucks101 1
Lol
MarkSolo3 14
In my opinion, you don't deserve this so much because you kneed your sister, but because you freaked out and ran into a wall over a spider.
white16sox 19
So op doesn't deserve that little bit of karma for kneeing their sister in the ass because they " thought it would be funny."