Gurl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dublin, Ireland
Calling all stations
Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9
well looks like you won't need that app anymore..
zingline89 18
I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman
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Honeydall 3
wow and to think i was gonna downdload that app myself. im good now tho, i changed my mind!
Dcm210 19
why was your window open?
supportcommand 17
Damn crickets can find their way in. Not that hard. Can even come in on your clothes. Hard to track them down once they're in too. Can hide almost anywhere.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
maybe they're "dirty" come hither noises
jmcr 27
Well what else dis you think was going to happen? Lol
klx125cross 9
What where the odds of that happening?
Bemilu 4
Those 'cricket noises' are mating calles. Why do you act so surpised when they show up?
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
More importantly, what's the name of the app?
destroyer69 0
No it is not, the crickets are attracted to the sound. It never rains frogs, that is ridiculous.
Samandra 4
Use headphones?