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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dublin, Ireland
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Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9
well looks like you won't need that app anymore..
zingline89 18
I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman
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BeachBum63 0
It happened to me too...:/ Now I can't get rid of them...
ngwPHENOX 4
What's the name of that app??
BayAreaBum 1
Looks like you won't need that apps anymore. LoL
rise182punkz 8
Why would you let Crickets into your house?
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
If I'm not mistaken, crickets chirp to attract mates... You now have a roomful of horny crickets.
lmspires 1
Download an app that makes bird noises and scare all the crickets away
Inediblepeaches 15
Am I the only one who noticed the unnecessary comma between 'night' and 'has'?
mahli08 6
Isn't that what you wanted!
Vixen_Vicious 4
Should have just gone for a white noise generator OP
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Crickets are actually very invasive; I'd be careful if I were you! :O