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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dublin, Ireland
Calling all stations
Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9
well looks like you won't need that app anymore..
zingline89 18
I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman
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bigtime_rocker 11
Awesome app-quality! Great if you own a hungry iguana or chameleon
fuzzydino321 9
download an app that makes girl or guy sounds;)
zandalee 20
You sound gorgeous! Am so old I have a daughter who I love sooo much who is your age... Keep up the good work being fabulous!!! Xx
AshMuhLee 0
Why would you want to listen to cricket noises at night? Hahah
buca100 4
I feel sooo bad for you. I don't get why people voted "you deserved it" I mean, it's creepy when the room is dead silent.
kimmi41509 10
76 - the app is called white noise. There's a variety of different sounds you can choose to help you sleep. My favorites are the pouring rain and the crickets. :)
SneezyC 15
I bet there's an app for that .
Bekll 31
I suffer from tinnitus and have downloaded similar apps (cricket noise, rain sounds) to block it and help me sleep.
FlyingPie 17
How did the crickets get inside your house/apartment? Do you leave your door open all the time or something? YDI.
ideasrule 13
A cricket's chirp is its mating call. You're surprised that crickets show up when they hear their mating song?
TXjuggalo972 6
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