Gurl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dublin, Ireland
Calling all stations
Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9
well looks like you won't need that app anymore..
zingline89 18
I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman
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annie_nk 23
Or when an awkward silence happens.
FaraPjJammaz 13
Cricket party!
lexieloumommy2 6
It's called an orchestra of crickets not a hoard!
yeongji 31
.. I wonder what message the app is sending out in cricket language.
cpucooler 4
"Horny single crickets in your area want to meet you!" is probably what the message is.
zandalee 20
It's saying, "party at Gurl's place!!"
Jordan1491_fml 0
I wonder why
User57777 13
What's the app called?
anyav3 13
Now you got a symphony lol
RentaName 15
Well I guess you no longer need the app. You can listen to hundreds of crickets live. It shouldn't bother you too much since you've been listening to them on an app.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Now I'm picturing a 1950s rock-and-roll band keeping you awake by singing "That'll Be the Day."