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Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML

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well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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Which all is that?

And I am hearing the cricket sounds as I lay here on my bed right now... o.O

Hiphuray4peas 27

That's awesome. I'm curious about what app! (It'll help me with my collection project for my entomology class!)

Haha that's awesome! I set my text alert to be crickets and at work I hear the crickets chirp when my phone goes off it's crazy!

Say hello to your new neighbors

Actually raining frogs has actually happened lots and lots of times. Keep up!

Simple. Step one: delete app Step two: call exterminator You're welcome

Put your phone in the garden, and turn the app on there, they should hopefully go outside then.

86-doesn't the sound of pouring rain make you have to pee?? I tried using that once and I almost peed myself O.O

epiikgangster11 2

I hate crickets