Gurl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dublin, Ireland
Calling all stations
Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9
well looks like you won't need that app anymore..
zingline89 18
I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman
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Felling 14
How'd they get in your room ..?
zandalee 20
Party bus of course! Silly you.
MelTheGreat 23
Picture crickets dancing on a pole.
laylay33 6
Maybe you should try to invent a hot girl app and play that noise an see what happens(-;
P374RD3D 9
So much of this comment
Rddvl 11
Please tell me what a "hot girl" noise sounds like? I'm dying to know.
mfischer 17
62 - I was just thinking that. It's not like hot girls make noises that are particularly different than any other woman.
laylay33 6
Okay I get it can you stop being obnoxious and shit. I think you made your point
olpally 33
It's the first of seven plagues invented by apple... Don't download the rest of the apps op!
3pi 6
Now u don't need the app anymore!
SupaHotFire 4
Imagine what would have happened if you went with dolphin noises instead 0_o
icrest80 4
Nothing
zandalee 20
Commence with the cricket noises...
outoftown 27
#3, Just the sound. The real ones are too crunchy underfoot, and you can't turn them off. *chirp, chirp. crunch, crunch*
one11oh 2
Now you have the sound with the app :)
one11oh 2
without* god dammit.
testestestes123 4
Sounds like you didn't stop using it when you heard the first cricket
Wishez 12
Op probably just wanted the app for white noise
skibutter 1
yes, because people always play cricket noises at night..
Tuesdays76 0
#60, Me too. Any sounds of nature playing in the background helps me sleep. It's not as good as the real thing, like when I'm camping, but still lovely.