Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was doing some fun scat play with my boyfriend when the fire alarm went off. We both had to scramble into the shower to rinse off, clogged the drain, and left dirty footprints all over the apartment. Then we forgot to turn the shower off and came back to a flood. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Things got heavy or you are heavy?
ulicksam 0
YDI. First, making out in the bathroom is just nasty. Second, it's a sink, not a sofa. You're both idiots for using it as one. Hopefully you're both forced to pay for the damage.
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Comments (139)
katiebove 0
hahahahaahahahahaha.
HolyHeadshot777 1
I woulda got naked
HomeAl0ne 20
My guess is that he's heard the expression "I'd tap that!" and, while a little bemused, thought he'd give it a go.
Mortanious 0
So that guy was a random guy at the party? YDI, ****!
destinyo_ox 0
pwnd.
perdix 31
When girls are flooding, the party's over. Unless you're a Redwings fan.
ilyrwr 0
"Things got heavy" xD ahaha
glitchedgamer 0
Way to a *****
TheDrifter 24
Didn't you know, plumpa humpas got the big arms, gotta be prepared for anything, like the possibility of her having a heart attack while on top.
kiwi00 0
sinks aren't made to support someone sitting on it. The OP might not be very big.
CaptainJ1000 1
Common sense dictates that lifting a 200 pound man onto a wall sink is bad idea.