Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
Today, I threw a goodbye party because I'm going to live to Chile soon. Nobody came. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
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reapfml 0
Aw, that's the saddest thing I heard all day. It's almost as bad as singing Happy Birthday to yourself :(
missmarley93 1
aww that sucks :( FYL :( I hate when people vote YDI for ones like this where they in no way deserve itt.
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Comments (51)
esklstar 0
thts really pathetic
iGreen_Day 0
Hey I moderated this one :)
drummer_dude 0
*gives iGreenDay the medal of ultimate jackassery*
cryssycakesx3 23
the thing is, no one cares.
bad_times 0
Wow... thats really lame. atleast you didn't pay people to come.... my friend did that. i was the only friend there, she didnt tell me that. but its probably true hehee
kelsey_drives 0
Why would you do that? It makes you seem creepy and lonely.
Andystylish 0
but the thing is from now on he has such a creepy and "lonely" experience which most of us don't have...what a acomplishment! 10 points! seriously, I feel sorry 4 the op
keitorin 0
aw youre a loser :[
theanchor 0
I don't see what the big deal is. The way it's worded makes it sound more like "Today I had a going away party and I helped set up." rather than "Today I had to throw myself a going away party because everyone hates me." I mean, it must have been pathetic if they're complaining about it, but there isn't much information to judge from.
DameGreyWulf 1
Well... you see, most people throw going away parties for that person either as a surprise or without that person's help. Kind of like how you wouldn't expect someone to help with their own birthday party. It's not a selfish thing, just traditional. Plus, this is the OP making her own "We'll miss you!" sign, which is pretty sad: she's not missing HERSELF...
bad_times 0
uh?.... am i the only one that didn't understand the vocab freak up here ?
redbluegreen 41
What words exactly were difficult for you to process?
Cupcake10 0
aw how sad!!
sublime93 0
23: NO ONE GIVES A **** YOU **** Anyway this fml is super sad
emzmcgee 0
Well YDI for speaking on behalf of your friends.
Kitola 2
I'm having a day where I feel like this could've happened to me. ..Though I'd need the money to go somewhere, first.