Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
Today, I threw a goodbye party because I'm going to live to Chile soon. Nobody came. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
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Top comments
reapfml 0
Aw, that's the saddest thing I heard all day. It's almost as bad as singing Happy Birthday to yourself :(
missmarley93 1
aww that sucks :( FYL :( I hate when people vote YDI for ones like this where they in no way deserve itt.
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Comments (51)
Quinnjamin 0
y do people get so pissed at fml's??? like u #49
TypeAway 0
Awwe :( If I were your friend , I'd make it for you ^_~
thechef03 0
Why the **** would you make the banner?
omgwtflolz 0
why would you even make a sign? and organize ur own going away party? arent other people supposed 2 do that for you?
cryssycakesx3 23
good job. you have figured out FML itself.
BritishHobo 0
This reads more like, 'no-one cared about my going away party, I even had to make the sign myself' than: 'everyone came to my goodbye party and told me just how much they absolutely loved me and didn't want me to go, and it meant sooo much to me. but i had to make the sign myself :('
cryssycakesx3 23
false. I feel it's just the opposite.
MagicMeds 0
We REALLY need a "Who cares?" button!
MothsWings 4
Hope you made it pretty.
Jeffers123 5
No, it's clever, shows they thought it over and wanted to be deceitful.... Lighten up op
tiggerz 6
You need better friends
dunicha 20
For some reason I was thinking this was some sort of hand signal I was unfamiliar with. Not sure what my brain was doing there.
VeganDarkLight 31
Me too!