Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
Today, I threw a goodbye party because I'm going to live to Chile soon. Nobody came. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
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reapfml 0
Aw, that's the saddest thing I heard all day. It's almost as bad as singing Happy Birthday to yourself :(
missmarley93 1
aww that sucks :( FYL :( I hate when people vote YDI for ones like this where they in no way deserve itt.
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Comments (51)
Jotham 0
Dam this sucks. FYL
heavenandhell 0
Hey get over it at least your having a party shut up
wtfyouresocute 0
that's so funny !! hahahaah , sorry .
vooper 0
I should hug you, you jive turkey
waterynuggets 0
LMAO
CFR 0
Mine was sort of like that when I moved a few months ago. I paid for the booze, we all got plastered, and I ended up depressed for the rest of the night. Guess who comforted me? My ex boyfriend. And THEN, one of my so-called friend's cousins saw him hugging me and thought we were making out. AND THEN, one of my other so-called friends decided to freak out on him because he shooed her away while I was bawling my eyes out. Oh and guess who suggested the going away party? A so-called friend's brother, who I'd never spoken to. "Are you guys going to throw her a going away party?" "No we never thought of that! How bout it Cami?" I got a hug from someone when I left early that night though, from a total stranger. I'm really sorry about that though =( I wish you luck in whatever you're doing and wherever you're going, and I'm sure you'll make better friends in the future =)
Hoax_fml 0
What a great story. *cough*
cryssycakesx3 23
so you're saying yours was nothing like that.
potatopeeler 0
YDI for thinking you deserve a going away party. Obviously, you're not that special.
TrevorMTopham 0
Hmm, wow, thats funny. Really, really funny.
egaonogenki 0
You tried to make the shortest FML? Well, you LOST!!! The shortest FML was (and still is:) "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML"
plexico 4
And one person showed up and scratched out "We" and inserted "I." or A bunch of people show up and scratch out the "We'll miss you" because they never knew you, but they heard a rumor about free cake.