Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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kuntageous 0
all you had to say was you were joking around and you knew she was coming inside. gahh ydi for not being quick on your feet.
Morpheus414 0
Ouch. YDI!
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Comments (174)
sweetdreams999 0
you're a little bitch OP. ydi. grow up.
im_banned 0
damm
im_banned 0
wat ??
sweetdreams999 0
lol. ungrateful kids are one of my biggest pet peves. i'm German so we're raised to be blunt and honest, not to bitch about someone behind their back. it's childish and pathetic. op needs to grow a pair, or respect her elders.
im_banned 0
yup
im_banned 0
haha wow amen
howareyoulard 0
this one is a no brainer... YDI
schwancy 2
aunt Stacy is probably well aware no one likes her.
draxmurray 1
71 u r hottie
im_banned 0
*whispers* creeper
OwNowBrownCow 0
like you don't hit on girls flirt.
im_banned 0
haha not like that haha
OwNowBrownCow 0
hahaha true
im_banned 0
u gota wip out the pimp cane
OwNowBrownCow 0
true that. before you go out pimpin, you gotta understand the gat, you know what I'm sayin
im_banned 0
dam str8 also gota have that stager walk
OwNowBrownCow 0
exactly, you gotta also keep your hoes in line and don't forget to keep that pimp hand strong, you know what I'm sayin.
im_banned 0
wat did the 5 fingers say to the face ??!!!!
OwNowBrownCow 0
I don't know. what?
im_banned 0
slappp!!!!!
OwNowBrownCow 0
hahaha. that was so stupid but I laughed at it
im_banned 0
it's from Dave chapelle
OwNowBrownCow 0
haha. that would be on Dave Chapelle
im_banned 0
I'm Rick James bitchhhhh
LaDyBlOo 0
Lmaooo I love Dave Chapelle "Im Rick James Bitch!"
im_banned 0
dude I'm a chapelle addict
bigd2232 0
what a dick move
aleksjai 0
y is this ur XML this shuld be her fml today, my neice screamed at me she does aunty know she's hated by every1 FML ur a bitch
aleksjai 0
oh and ydi for having a purse
crazytay 0
ha! how did u explain that one ??!
ijrnelson 0
epic error.
lonely_heart_89 6
wait, if you were relaxing on the couch with your annoying aunt when you heard the door open, how could it have been your annoying aunt walking through the door? you make it sound as though she was sitting there with you when the door opened.
Intoxicunt 6
Ummm, reading fail? She didn't say she was sitting there with her aunt. She was sitting on the couch. When was she sitting on the couch? After a long day with her annoying aunt. Simple. It's not, "I was relaxing on the couch with my annoying aunt after a long day," it's, "I was relaxing on the couch after a [long day with my annoying aunt]."
collin22 0
ydi bit*h