Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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Top comments
kuntageous 0
all you had to say was you were joking around and you knew she was coming inside. gahh ydi for not being quick on your feet.
Morpheus414 0
Ouch. YDI!
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Comments (174)
Shutsuji 3
Burnnned. YDI...
Soulathyia 0
Just be like LOL just kidding Auntie I knew it was you because my sister wont be home till like forever. I love you Auntie!
Ass_Clapper_130 0
you never knew it was ur sister in the first place asshat....ydi
moonrunner 0
ur fault
savemypandabear 0
is it just me or did the recent FML about the OP falling down stairs for not looking correctly get removed? O.O
Intoxicunt 6
It did. It happens rather often. Nothing shocking.
savemypandabear 0
oh...i hadn't the slightest idea and thought i was crazy haha. thank you for informing me otherwise.
Ross_H 0
So not the way to resolve a family problem. You should have took her aside and had a heart to heart with her. As in "Look, Aunt Stacey, you know I love you, *but*..."
pinkleopleurodon 2
what does ydi mean?
NickTM 0
You Deserve It
iheartsunshine14 0
ydi
texassmile05 0
How could you talk about your family like that? You deserve it you evil spawn of Satan! Lol...k I was jking about the Satan stuff, but seriously! You meanie.