Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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kuntageous 0
all you had to say was you were joking around and you knew she was coming inside. gahh ydi for not being quick on your feet.
Morpheus414 0
Ouch. YDI!
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Comments (174)
jasmineee818 0
Hahaha i Agree 31(:
savemypandabear 0
haha XD i woulda kept talkin shit to her face but i'd say it sarcastically lol. then if shes like 'and how did you know it was me?' you go 'well duh silly! noone tromps around like you do :D'
crazycar 0
stupid
fadingaway 17
Tell her you were joking..?
maddiester 5
:D sucks
NorcalOunce 0
I'M HELLA TIRED :/
feral_pandas 0
44- no one gives a shit brah
misstamz 0
that was mean but it's more of a f her life, no one likes her
XinvizableninjaX 0
damit I'm not first
NikkJachim 0
At least now she knows that nobody likes her. Haha :D
hey_its_teya 0
can someone PLEASE tell me what 'ydi' means?..
makenzie_betchh 0
it means "you deserve it"..
im_banned 0
y deserve it
Freeze_fml 17
You dumb idiot.
im_banned 0
*** I mean you*
OwNowBrownCow 0
it's actually Latin for you dumb idiot
tencentsakiss 19
question for 54, are you holding your crotch like you have to pee really bad in your picture?
hey_its_teya 0
damn straight. I was holding my crotch because I had to pee really bad then posted the picture on fml. (;
tencentsakiss 19
haha that would be a good fml. today I had to pee really bad and was holding my crotch. some asshole took a picture.
hey_its_teya 0
hahah yeah.!
Dudeitsnuri 0
bitch
LaDyBlOo 0
I know how family can get to you sometimes cuz I'm Mexican and some of us DO NOT get along with like half of our family.....but it's problably better if you talk about it with ur sister when ur actualy looking at her and behind closed Doors
im_banned 0
agree