Today, a group of guys came into my restaurant, dressed up in some kind of role-playing game clothing. Apparently I pronounced one of their fake elf names wrong, because the guy complained to my manager, who then bitched me out in front of everyone for upsetting the customers. FML
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Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
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TheGreatPotato 19
The OP deserved it for pronouncing the fake names of some overly butthurt geeks wrong? Oh dear is this the mindset of some people?
Potatobacon 6
I'd have a hard time pronouncing narr'el'qeqqebdianlir too
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Comments (107)
lukeyhoward79236 17
So maybe it was there also
jem970 19
He didn't need to be an asshat and get you in trouble. That's just immature and plain stupid. And you should complain about your manager. There are rules about reprimanding employees in front of customers. And if you told the higher up the reason for your manager ripping you a new asshole? Not good.
Jharrist89 12
You could of had the best "**** This! I Quit" moment! **** you, and **** you! Get! **** you you ******* LARP bitch!
Shmatterhorn 38
If I had been that guy, I would have tried to get OP to pronounce his character's name properly. Maybe he would have made a new fan of his game. So FYL, OP.
worldclassrager 41
Doesn't really matter if the name is mispronounced...as long as you knew who they were that's all that should matter...
PokemonLove993 17
and that's an insult how? us nerds are pretty awesome :)
PokemonLove993 17
I apologize on behalf of us nerds you had to deal with that :( I'm a waitress too so I feel your pain.
skehar 23
People need to grow thicker skin, meaning the LARPers in this case.
Champignon_fml 19
Oh, I deal with unpronounceable names every day. Instead of pronouncing them, I just say "Sir" or "Ma'am".
s_rika 16
Your manager might've just been humoring them to get them to shut up and didn't explain it to you.