Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I found out I have aggressive brain cancer, then my girlfriend dumped me because, as she put it, if I’m going to be dead in a year anyway, she might as well move on now so as not to waste her time. I knew she was evil, it’s what I loved about her, but man, this is low even for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
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WOTAN1488 24
From reading this, i can safely say you're better off without her.
thedevilspawn 21
The only ****** up DNA your kids would be inheriting would be from her
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Comments (106)
I_Like_Pengwinz 3
beep beep beep! Bitch inbound, I repeat, bitch inbound!
aswethinkweiz 20
I'm certain you can find someone with slightly more intelligence and character.
Wilffe56 9
Must be hard being that stupid.
AcrusaderA 10
So you're mad that someone is abiding by natural selection?
rebamoo 14
I bet it would feel really good to tell her you've cured your diabetes the next time you see her. Read Reverse Diabetes Now by Dr Neal Barnard.
Zammolxes 5
Următoarea va avea iq-ul un pic mai mare, tot răul spre bine.
Thegoofygoober 15
This fml is pointless and so are the comments
gabagabaheyu 10
the hell with that idiot bitch. you dont want your children inheriting her stupid.
oneil06 6
i have to ask... where did you find such a dumb chick so i can avoid that place completely.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 4
this is horrible. you deserve better!