Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, my mom said if I don't get straight As in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML
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ghm1234 0
What a bitch!
jimboner69 6
Sugar daddy's kick ass
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Comments (101)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Well OP, if you're stupid and ugly, there's a couple things you need to remember. You will probably never find a sugar daddy, and you will work at a job that demeans your sense of self, kills all of your hopes and dreams, and pays right at or a little over minimum wage. Oh yeah, would you like fries with that?
THE_A_TEEN 28
That was mean, kick a man (or woman) while they're down, I just hope you dont reproduce
ThreeSheetsGone 12
So sorry if I'm not sensitive to people's feelings and whatnot. I didn't realize I was supposed to sugarcoat everything to make it "socially acceptable". By the way, I hope I don't reproduce, either. It's a messed up world, to bring any more kids into it to deal with the problems of our parents generation and ours, would just be selfish and irresponsible.
Epsilonyx 15
Your mom sounds trashy.
mcerin 10
It's kinda only September.
TwitchingNebula 17
So number one, we shouldn't blame you for being stupid. It's your parents fault. I'd bitchslap them if I were you then...
life2007 0
That sucks your mom dove tailed two insults together also sugar daddies rock... says all the Victoria Secret I have :)
Carriiee_fml 3
Sorry.. But Your Mums A Bitch.
dlryan97 1
You best gussy up!
cachanilla86 4
So...you are stupid AND ugly? LOL
mattdm91 0
So you're dumb and ugly? Lol no future for you
h0ward076 0
remind her whose going to take care of her when she gets old so unless she wants to live in a home someone needs to stop being a bitch!!