Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, my mom said if I don't get straight As in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML
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ghm1234 0
What a bitch!
jimboner69 6
Sugar daddy's kick ass
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Comments (101)
BIGmoney107 0
I guess that counts out modeling as a job then huh?
trellz17 19
I'm confused. Didn't school just start? How are you getting a report card so soon?
jgduplante 9
You posted pretty much the same thing as me pretty much the same time I posted it. Damn you.
WhatTheEffDuude 3
She could go to an all year school...just sayinnnn'
LuHGiiiT 11
Doesn't that only happen in Asia?^ Haha
jgduplante 9
Report card in September? ....really?
THE_A_TEEN 28
All fml's start with today, and take a while to moderate.
jgduplante 9
But would it take nearly 3 months to moderate? And yes, I know they all start with "today". You'd have to be pretty damn stupid to not notice that.
hellryu 20
I don't know why you guys are saying OP's mom is a bitch. OP ydi for having shitty grades.
THE_A_TEEN 28
But does she really deserve that shitty remark from her own mom? parent's should help their kid's, not lower their self esteem. any more shitty remarks and that would be considered verbal abuse.
Nicnats 3
how do u have a report card already?
tweetypie 18
Just because it says today doesn't mean it happened today. All fmls start like that. This could've happened a while ago.
sougstad 7
Nothing worse then being beaten with the ugly stick, not even bad grades
ImDB8 0
Even your mom calls you ugly damn
kensikos 6
Anal?
AyeeArieel 5
You got told!
tarterrsauce 0
these are so lame now ;p
LuHGiiiT 11
There what? =O
LuHGiiiT 11
Dangit, you changed your comment =(
LuHGiiiT 11
Dangit, you changed your comment =(