Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, my mom said if I don't get straight As in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML
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Top comments
ghm1234 0
What a bitch!
jimboner69 6
Sugar daddy's kick ass
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Comments (101)
lannie1234 0
That's sucks arse
hockey199813 5
Haha
pepelittle9 0
X.X is your mom a ***** or something
Anthonymm2 20
Just get your grades up and be pretty then you'll be fine.
WCARlover 35
I'd get my grades up 0_o
LedZeppelin1109 0
I can tell ***** is more your calling.
WCARlover 35
Excuse me? You know nothing about me
WCARlover 35
And this is coming from a 14 year old whose bio is "fingering those chicks". Go back to recess.
LuHGiiiT 11
You're talking to yourself.. Hehe =)
WCARlover 35
Haha the comment got deleted :p lame
LuHGiiiT 11
I knoww ;) What was he saying? =O
WCARlover 35
Something about him being able to tell I was a *****
WCARlover 35
Ugh ok all the comments keep getting deleted!
LuHGiiiT 11
I don't think you are.. That's not cool =/
WCARlover 35
Lol thank you!
LuHGiiiT 11
You're welcome ;)
LuHGiiiT 11
You're welcome ;)
hockey199813 5
You need to study more.
tigerlilypop 7
Drink some penguin blood. It works wonders for your looks.
LuHGiiiT 11
What? 0_o
socialdisease 1
I don't even.
DocBastard 40
Tigerlilypop, I'm not sure if that was an attempt at satire, humour, sarcasm, or sheer randomness, but that is truly one of the more insane comments I've seen in a long time.
smexehXredhead0 0
That's just rude. I'm sorry, OP.
rebekahah 7
Well you better get started.
ThatOneCanadian 0
just tell her you always thought you inherited your looks from her, and everyone tells you you look just like your mother. :)