Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML
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badumdum 0
I love the wording of this FML :)
cookiexcookie 0
break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/
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Comments (100)
jmarsh1980 0
Well I don't think its so bad... The bad part would be if they were all UNDER 2 Years of age!
AshleyRose784 0
what a winner
Nightfallz 0
ydi not 1, not 2, but 3 times for using that retarded phrase twice
Nightfallz 0
and why does everyone assume he cheated? perhaps these kids are over the age of 2 so they were from past relationships
brendiz 0
same thing happened to my sister...amazingly she's still with him....wait, whats his name?!?
PuhPuhPuhPi 0
This FML just reminded me of The Count from Sesame Street. Let's count the babies - one two three! Let's count the ladies - one two three! This could also work with The Count Censored.
jailbot 7
Use plenty of condoms + birth control so you do not end up as baby momma #4.
caancoha 0
Is his name Mike? Sounds like my dad. Exact same situation. Lol.
simplyfireindeed 0
yeahhh thats my dad. :[
sue_fml 0
Dump him. You don't need that baggage.