Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML
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badumdum 0
I love the wording of this FML :)
cookiexcookie 0
break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/
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wordgirl 0
Don't do sexy time with this guy. And maybe have a check-up, and maybe try to find someone who doesn't come with a half-dozen package.
Intoxicunt 6
I swear you're dating my ex. Nah he has 6 or so. He's 21... He sold one of them, and will sell the one that is on the way now. Ha.
Jennydew 0
feminist19, not all men are assholes. There are quite a few really good guys out there, they're just hard to find.
And1Li 0
I bow down.
lostguy 0
careful OP, if you're not, then he'll have not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 children with not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 girls total lol ^_^
shaadykatie 0
The almost same thing happened to me except I did know about one. We ended up going to meet one of the children(One he had never met himself) The other child's mother will not respond to any form of communication. The reason he said that he never told me about them was because he didn't want me to tell my family and embarass him. Asshole! I have gotten past it though. I am now a husband beater if I find a lie out. The lies have drastically diminished. I always find out the truth!
spillproof 0
Are you lucky number 4?
sal1985 0
is he black?
its_me_123 0
My uncle has 3 kids by 3 women, but he had long-term relationships with all of them (and is still with the 3rd...) I'm not entirely sure how this is an FML unless they've resulted from one-night stands or he's trying to make the kids your responsibility. Otherwise, just deal with it.
ilovejonathan13 0
Man *****! :O