Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML
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badumdum 0
I love the wording of this FML :)
cookiexcookie 0
break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/
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Comments (100)
runormal 0
YDI, shoulda married him. But deke quickly
dayrin7 4
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! lol before you become number 4! ^_^
leapinlarry 0
I had an uncle that was in a relationship with a woman who had 5 kids.... with 5 different men. Not sure how he failed to see that giant, obvious warning sign. True story.
feminist19 0
fake story
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
sweeeet haha. are they nice kids?
rcjamie 0
and you didn't know until now? that is something that is bound to come up in conversation, don't you think? YDI
anniebananie 3
"I'm just having sex with with not one, not two, but THA-REE different guys. That's right, I'm a player, but that's cool, cause I got it like that." (Anyone who can guess where that's from, gets a cookie!)
lifeislife_fml 0
OH! It's that bitch girl who was on Maury and wants a baby! That was hilarious.
aLLieRoSe 0
hahaha thats the first thing I thought of! "if my baby loses a pacifier.. i have THA-REE more!"
letitbe56 0
I'm gonna dress my baby in all brand names, and if I can't afford, then I guess I'll have to steal it. If my baby's cold and it needs a blanket, that's cool, because I have it.
genius_man16 1
lmao, that crazy bitch on the maury show! haha oh man, classic stuff here's the link if anyone is interested http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc
Pmm368 5
dump him, he doesn't deserve you. He could have a 4th child with you and leave you too.
Inked2009 0
How do you not know something that huge, this is so fake.
SimpleSimon 0
Presumably because he concealed it from her?
fudgemeister 0
The perfect ending to this FML would have been something along the lines of... and I just found out I'm pregnant.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Perfect.
DracoSpirita 21
Epic.
plexico 4
All this tells me is that you had better be on top of your birth control thing because your man has super sperm. If you miss your pill one day, BOOM, not a first, not a second, not a third, but a fourth child by not one, not two, not three, but four women. And the fertility ball is in your court. If you two can't conceive, the culprit is obvious. Forewarned is forearmed.