Anonymous 10 May 2012, 20:17 Aurora, United States

BREAKING NEWS

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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Collection

Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Same thing different taste

Jessica 21 October 2009, 18:31 United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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"Noelle Diane Irwin" 21 February 2019, 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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Anonymous 6 November 2019, 02:30

Family coincidence

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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yayme. 11 July 2013, 22:26 Bismarck, United States

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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thatsfine 14 July 2013, 22:52 Guildford, United Kingdom

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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Good sister 13 October 2011, 23:20 United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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Elayne Warthen 25 April 2018, 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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outoflove 30 June 2014, 21:06 Rockport, United States

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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sodonewiththis89 10 February 2021, 13:59

Congrats!

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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KittenTitz 3 May 2020, 20:00

Planned parenthood

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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sailorzoe 14

11 May 2012, 00:32

MAURY MAURY!!!

daringtoride 27

11 May 2012, 00:32

Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.

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Fantasya_fml 6

29 November 2012, 11:20

oh lord this got me cracking! i am so sorry OP

rachilio 26

1 December 2012, 13:16

That's… disturbing…

beth_ebdon 6

16 December 2012, 00:54

He slept with your mom?

zfchatroulette 24

19 January 2013, 22:45

That awkward moment when she's pregnant with his child... which would make it... her step brother or sister. And her sister/whatever else will have another sort-of sibling and a niece/nephew?