Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
I don't wanna be one of those people with the quick "Dump him" comments, but ...dump him
Internetflakes 13
Dump and expose him!!! However, just don't interfere with the poor woman and her child though. I feel so bad for you and the other woman, she's probably engaged/married or just a mother.
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Comments (54)
kharwood1208 14
Dating, its always an adventure.
SuicidalUnicorn 3
Boo so he didnt tell you everything....
AmyPond17 33
Not telling her every little thing about his life is one thing. Not telling her something huge like the fact that he had a kid and another on the way is another.
warrenhoward42 20
punch him in the dick
bandaidstations 28
Nah, he just saw a pretty face and wanted to talk to you 5.
spinster5 17
Omg, I'm sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but do you really not know basic grammar? Your sentence should read, "would have GONE well." Our society is turning into an idiocracy! The fact that no one else even cared to comment on this is proof. Am I the only one who's afraid of the world my children are going to live in? Sorry to be harsh but I find this seriously disturbing.
Needafarm 22
No, you are not the only one who notices things like that, however you neglected to mention the fact that OP the word "girlfriend" to describe the other mother. That should probably read as "ex-girlfriend" unless she's into that sort of sister girlfriend thing.
Emirac 10
I'm more afraid of our nitpicking, overly sensitive, easily offended members of society that, instead of feeling sorry for someone in an awful situation, would rather pick apart her grammar in a publicly shaming way. Hopefully my future children won't be coming into contact with yours, sweetie.
Emirac 10
#48 nowhere does OP imply that the mother of the second child is a past girlfriend, so assuming it should be "ex" is just that - an assumption. Just FYI, people DO cheat, so he could have a pregnant girlfriend AND OP as a girlfriend on the side.
olillia 16
You know what I find disturbing? I find the fact that a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi" begins their lecture with "omg" even more horrifying. Someone pretending to be smart and still using moronic acronyms is a tad bit worse than someone making no claims to their intelligence making a typo or minor grammar error. Don't be a wanker until you speak like an adult.
Brandi_Faith 34
46, this isn't a class, or an essay, or a work proposal. This is fml. Who cares if she's using proper grammar while complaining about the horrible crap that's going on in her life. As long as she's not speaking text talk and it's legible, than no one should really care.
Britt125 16
Yes, I too, am afraid of the world my children will live in, but only because of uptight and insensitive people like you in the world. It's a shitty situation, some basic compassion and not being a dick towards the OP would be nice. For starters people make mistakes and shit happens, and some people have learning and/or language barriers so it's just being a dick to get so upset over something so stupid and kind of idiotic when you don't even know anything about them or why their English is less than perfect. People like you are the problem, not somebody who made a harmless mistake.
oobidoob 3
So that means you're single? ;) but seriously that guy is quite a scumbag to be dating two girls and having kids with one of them
katina1236 20
Run far and fast. If he lied about that then that's your red flag. And if he's cheating on her with you then he has other side girls. Out him to his girlfriend too, she doesn't need him or his lies in her or her kids lives. Good luck op.
corky1992 33
If a guy cheats on his pregnant girlfriend then he's a real piece of shit. I'm sorry that he got another girl pregnant and I'm sorry you found out the way you did..that really does suck.
worldclassrager 41
Reminds me of MTV's exposed... Hope your next relationship goes better
drayloon 50
yeah, he was en tranced_