Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
I don't wanna be one of those people with the quick "Dump him" comments, but ...dump him
Internetflakes 13
Dump and expose him!!! However, just don't interfere with the poor woman and her child though. I feel so bad for you and the other woman, she's probably engaged/married or just a mother.
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Comments (54)
qaty 5
MONA?!
inolongercare 19
Is he still dating the chick who is pregnant? And how long have you guys been dating? (Hopefully not 9+ months... But he may have been looking for the right time to tell you and his friend ousted him.
katertott 44
It might be a long shot, but if you two don't sleep together, maybe he sees you as just a friend and you've accidentally misinterpreted your relationship? I've seen it happen. :/ I can't imagine what it would be like to find out I'm "the other woman" or simply a friend with benefits after having thought otherwise. Sorry about that.
randybryant799 21
Does this guy know he's your boyfriend?