Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Top comments
NNOTCHO 23
You should change locks in case she made copy's
Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one admiring her vengeful creativity ?
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Comments (71)
brittanybenton 10
How exactly did you find this out? Did the robber tell you? I'm calling fake.
samurai1833 16
She's liable
Isa_fml 20
Talk to the police; maybe there's a way you can press charges against her for this. That shit is unacceptable. I'm sorry this happened to you.
CommonSenseGuy 2
You were burgled, not robbed.
zeffra13 31
This is why you make sure to get keys back...
Chilled_Rambo 11
Bitches be crazy, sorry OP!
infinitemonkey 21
Odds are most people who found the key would turn the key in...so there probably are more copies out there. Do change the locks ASAP.
interesting33 37
Good point!
butterfingers583 21
this recently happened to me too. Change the locks.
trucker2 33
So take her shopping and have your buddy at her house ESTATE sale.
jhs578650 9
When you broke up and she didn't give your key back, why didn't you change your locks? Edit: Actually even if she had given your key back, you still should have changed the locks, in case she made a copy.