Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Top comments
NNOTCHO 23
You should change locks in case she made copy's
Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one admiring her vengeful creativity ?
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Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one admiring her vengeful creativity ?
airforce987 20
No because she's obviously an idiot and told him how it happened, now he can sue her. If she wanted to, she could have said nothing and gotten away with it. Was the satisfaction of his reaction worth the potential punishment? I think not. But then again, there's a reason OP named her a psycho.
thesmeagol 22
To take somone to court, you need proof or the case will just be thrown out and op would be paying the fees.
Vegetarian27 24
Nah, my mum's ex was an abusive asshole and I almost did this with his house key in a bad part of town. Unfortunately my mother is too nice for her own good and took the key away from me before I could do it.
WCARlover 35
jeeze that could've gotten you murdered what a crazy person!
purelymixed 17
So that makes her psycho?? bruhhh that's genius
reeper147 14
Why wouldn't you immediately change the lock after you broke up with someone to whom you left a KEY TO YOUR HOUSE. You totally deserve it.
MisstressNicole 20
I don't quite understand why you didn't think to ask for the key back when you broke up.
HeartYou101 31
They could have broken up that day for all we know! Plus, he might not have realised she was crazy until they broke up and he didn't think she'd pull crap like this?
derangedplanet 23
Why did you ever let her go? sounds like a real creeper. if you enjoy being raped by strangers.
worldclassrager 41
Never loan out keys...think about the loft...even though that's different context
AbtractAngela 17
OP wasn't loaning out keys. They were dating for long enough that he gave her a key to his apartment, since she WAS op's girlfriend at the time.
JKPwnage 27
Have the bitch arrested
ViviMage 40
Always change the locks!
hurley12 30
How'd you find that out?