Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Top comments
NNOTCHO 23
You should change locks in case she made copy's
Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one admiring her vengeful creativity ?
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Comments (71)
FalloutScrolls 25
Time to change the locks and make sure you smile when you see that bitch in court.
rec_chem 22
If your ex doesn't give the key back, change the locks. Seems like a no brainer.
alexxxx92 9
even if she does return the key still change the lock she could have made copies
rainbowsRlove 15
thats a horrible situation. but I agree with everyone who said you should've changed the lock. after a break up I've changed just about everything except my name lol some people are vengeful and you can never be too careful.
alexxxx92 9
that is why I always leave the key inside the lock when locking from the inside. You don't have to look for your keys in the morning and also this can't happen.
holly_fly 34
Most people don't have to use a key for the inside part of the lock.
SmittyJA24 26
The sweet gal you ****** last night will be tomorrow's psycho-bitch-ex-from-hell. You gave her a key ... WHY?
shitstorm28 11
this does suck, but ydi for not changing your locks after a breakup with anyone who had a key.
Schala360 27
Cause Merica
interesting33 37
I don't think this is typical of America
zyero 9
While a bitch move, I got to agree with #11 that's a damn brilliant form of vengeance and she technically did nothin illegal
leogachi 15
@33 That depends on where OP is. In the U.S. if you give someone the means to rob another person (which is what she did by leaving his key and address for a stranger to find), you're guilty of conspiracy to commit a crime. Since OP was actually robbed, she's an accessory.
Exsequor 14
You definitely don't deserve it, but it was pretty stupid of you to not change the locks knowing she had a key and is psycho.
GenitalMonster 1
That sucks but it's your fault, always change the locks. Take it from a woman's mouth, WE ALWAYS GET REVENGE, it just differs from the sanity of the giver and how betrayed we feel. this is a more docile one though so you lucked out