Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Top comments
NNOTCHO 23
You should change locks in case she made copy's
Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one admiring her vengeful creativity ?
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Comments (71)
anonymuse_fml 31
Wow. What a bitch.
Steve97 32
Still you think people would just use the address on the key and mail it back to the house but no, ******* scum bag used it as an opportunity to rob OP. Man **** society and humanity sometimes... It's down right pathetic how we as humans behave...
NNOTCHO 23
You should change locks in case she made copy's
PhinIt2WinIt 24
or if the crook came back.
uncle_ssaamm 12
right especially if op knows shes a psycho they shouldve changed when they broke up
TommyGun85 19
Change the locks! She may have made copies.
lexcpooh 11
Be more careful of who you trust from now on
megalggggg 19
I think its time to change the locks
whatcouldgowrong 14
Take her to court
jdeshelman 5
He willingly have her the key.. at this point, but much can be done besides learn and change the locks.
leogachi 15
@29 He gave HER the key. I don't know where OP is (can't see it on the mobile site), but in the U.S. she can go to jail for conspiracy to commit a crime and/or accessory to burglary.
davey_r33 3
I was gonna say the same thing
grajax 24
Do you have enough evidence to be able to press charges against her?
Tyyeezyjr 13
Wow your ex is as a savage OP
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Do you mean "lent"? Leant is the past tense of "to lean."
interesting33 37
I don't know why you were voted down. You are correct
zyero 9
They were down voted because news flash: nobody likes grammar nazis aside from other grammar nazis.
ellymae96 25
Is it possible to take her to court? Or at least pay for the items that were stolen ? Good luck op!