Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Top comments
NNOTCHO 23
You should change locks in case she made copy's
Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one admiring her vengeful creativity ?
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Comments (71)
tiredofwaiting 25
Put a restraining order on her.
zykrithium 22
Forget changing the locks. You need to move. I'd imagine he'd come back with friends next time and I doubt they'd mind taking you out to finish the job.
rocketman9mm 5
You've been burgled. If you were robbed they would have taken it from you directly under threat.
Sciath13 14
I do agree, your life sucks, but I think your taste in women might be a little bit very much questionable...
shawnababyyy 9
It sounds as if you were burglarized, not robbed. There's a difference between the two.
JD1147 27
Why didn't you get your key back when you stopped going out??
StrikingStar700 4
What a stupid bitch she was I'm sorry dude.
OneFourHo 2
I changed my front door to a keyless (code) entry and i will never go back. You can change the code in 20 seconds, which would be helpful now and also after you break up with someone who has the code.
halfawannabe 14
Enjoy suing her and having her ass thrown in jail. FYL
daidax_238 26
This really does suck, but YDI for not taking your house key away from your ex.