Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML
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Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
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Top comments
_ebbonyy 11
Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!
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Comments (141)
blondebrunette11 4
I don't understand the why the fml is like bad...?
swagg33_fml 0
If he hadn't made it clear that they were identical or fraternal twins then that would be a good question
saranottelling 7
He was talking about his SISTER. Boy-girl twins are always fraternal twins. You can only be identical if the twins are the same gender.
SloppyFlamingo 4
I don't understand why you like had to put like there. Like really.
Acaprice14 9
They could be fraternal twins.
unknown_user5566 27
Obviously, considering that is the only other option for twins.
soccergirl2014 0
Guys and girls can be identical twins.
saranottelling 7
It's extremely rare and the result of genetic mutation. I just did a Google search. Less than 10 cases of identical boy and girl twins have been reported. It's safe to say 99.999% of boy and girl twins are not identical.
krewer21 1
Good answer!
RS795 8
People ask me and my twin sister if we're identical all the time, but we're not. Were fraternal. So I don't really see a problem with this FML?
RS795 8
Ohh wait, never mind. I just realized that it was a boy and a girl. ._.
Breaker132 8
To the slow people here: 1) It is IMPOSSIBLE to have identical twins that are boy and girl; just think for a moment. 2) If you don't get it, OP just accidentally asked if the date was a woman. Don't worry, if he really is smart, he'll understand it was a mistake PS:) I am a twin as well.
nerobluerose 10
Yes! They are identical. Guess which one had the sex change.
midnight21 8
As a fraternal twin myself, I cannot stand it when people are stupid enough to ask if my brother and I are identical. News flash: He is a BOY. I am a GIRL. People, if the twins you know are NOT identical, don't ask them if they are.
perdix 31
He said yes, and showed you his ******. Wah-waaaaaaaah!