Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
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Top comments
_ebbonyy 11
Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!
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Comments (141)
NinjaFreek 4
Well you can be a twin and not be identical. You've got identical and fraternal. So need to feel bad :)
NinjaFreek 4
Lol that funny, hope he thought so too :)
vanaathiel 13
No it's not, not unless there was some sort of mutation during development. Identical twins have identical genetics, therefore they have to be the same sex (unless, like I mentioned, there is a mutation).
vanaathiel 13
Oh my goodness people, they CAN'T be identical because HE is talking about his SISTER. If they were identical they would be the same sex. Hence why OP feels stupid.
vanaathiel 13
Maybe he'll find it funny, OP :)
vanaathiel 13
Sorry, replied to the wrong post
vbmg152 19
I've been married 23 yrs. I learned early on that you don't bring up stuff like that in bed! Bed is for two things one is sleeping, the other one is not sleeping. Get it?
vbmg152 19
This is not what l was commenting on! How did this happen? FML Lol
Weathers24 0
That's not a stupid questions. Twins are always either identical or fraternal. It doesn't matter if the gender, all that counts is which egg they were in.
vbmg152 19
We all do stuff like that!
jtthegr8 26
But it's also true that they don't have ro be identical!
carlyemarshall 5
Umm ya that's wrong. Haha :P
jambalayaa 3
59 She doesn't feel dumb for asking whether they were identical because they are identical. She feels dumb because knowing that they are twins and they are of different sexes they obviously have to be fraternal twins.