Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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Top comments
_ebbonyy 11
Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!
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Comments (141)
YoureJellyBro 5
Wow. Cry about it. Its your mother...
Battle_Waffle 4
There's fraternal twins
SammySamIsMe 4
You do realize there is such thing as identical twins and fraternal twins.. Fraternal meaning not identical at all, just came out of the same ****** the same day..
shrdlu 28
In at least one case, not even twins but half-siblings - two eggs, two different fathers.
JazzyJon 6
You weren't on a date with me!
aaronlopez20 4
well there are two kinds of twins identical and faternal lol phaternal? idk how you spell it haha
nickenatorsal 1
I don't understand the problem with this. They could be indentical or fraternal, whats wrong?
emba_fml 13
...as a bunch of other people have already said, a male and a female cannot be identical twins unless there was an extremely rare genetic mutation
fascininny23 7
WE ALL KNOW THERE'S FRATERNAL AND IDENTICAL............ Read it again, it might click in this time : She's on a date with a GUY, talking about his SISTER, and she asked if they were identical twins.............. Get it now?... ;p
kimberlymalena 4
I don't understand this....his twin could be fraternal so this question isn't embarrassing at all....
thenewlautner 4
it's possible to have an identical twin with different sex twins.
Maybelline008 10
I think that her question was plausible. I mean, they could be fraternal or identical twins. She asked a legitimate question.