Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
_ebbonyy 11
Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!
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Comments (141)
kenzzie9999999 4
It's fine some twins don't look alike they where just born at the same time. Don't worry about it.
radrory 0
I'm a twin with a sister and sometimes I get asked that and I want to break a vase over their head.
bethanyjk 0
its possibleeee. :p
Fortitudine 3
Male and female twins will never be identical, they will always be fraternal, unless one of them had a sex change. A definite FML for you
ChickInGreenVans 12
Thanks for the Genetics and DNA breakdown guys!!
ChickInGreenVans 12
Gremlins!!
ChickInGreenVans 12
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TheArchAngel 8
That's because it is...
AaliyahMorgan143 5
All twins aren't identical :) it's ok :)
freddword 2
They could be fraternal you idiot that's a legit question
Timmeeh 17
That's exactly the point. You know that fraternal (dizygotic) twins are, by definition non-identical? Dizygotic twins occur when two eggs are fertilised by two sperm; you can think of them as two siblings born independently in terms of their looks, that they simultaneously shared a uterus is in most respects irrelevant. Monozygotic twins, on the other hand, are formed from a single fertilised egg when the zygote divides prior to implanting in the uterine wall, resulting in two embryos with identical genetic information. The twins in this FML *have* to be dizygotic because they're of different genders, thus you can infer they have a different combination of x/y chromosomes and as such cannot be monozygotic.