Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Brain fart
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FakeID
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
anonymous
United States
Classic
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Man in car
United States
Panic mode activated
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Boyufd
Too late
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
imnotcool
United States
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
CJ 84
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Top comments
permannator 10
"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"
courtney680 17
You're a dumbass.
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Comments (97)
shaww 28
Officer: You were born...February 30th, 1986? OP: It was simpler then...
outoftown 27
On the bright side, now you know you aren't cut out for a life of crime.
SuperDanielNL 23
A variation of this FML was on here before, but my conclusion is the same; if you are going to break the law, don't be an idiot about it.
TrueTriage 16
Not really reckless so much as just being an idiot... Here's an idea though. Don't get fake IDs!
shaww 28
Officer: Name? OP: Ron, Ron Weasley
R00ST3R 12
Officer: I should've known youse was a Weasley with your red hair and a Hand-me-down robe.
i_luv_dogs 10
Good one 28
Sandman366 6
70-You could just thumb him up instead of saying "good one", which is, in 99.99% of cases, going to get you thumbed down.
Jacksparrow72 21
I just don't understand why people keep the fake ID with the real one. Put it in a different spot.
_1296 10
Well it is completely normal to confuse the spots. A better solution is to not have a fake one at all.
Radoh 3
You are an idiot for a multitude of different reasons.
CammyGal 26
Dumbass.
darkmis1 18
Fake ID = YDI
Kristoffer 35
ydi for having a fake ID at all.