Brain fart
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Top comments
permannator 10
"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"
courtney680 17
You're a dumbass.
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Comments (97)
Izabushel 65
What is it with people in Massachusetts handing over fake ID's to cops? Very similar to the FML submitted on 18/9/2009.
gc327072 31
Something that happened 4 years ago makes it frequent?
IZkat 24
No but it does make it a copy. FML is about original stories.
curlstar 6
Who said it was frequent?
icadragoon 11
How do people post these thinking people may say FYL? YDI OP, next time put it in a different place or maybe (though very doubtful) you'll learn your lesson and not get another one (if the cop was smart and took it).
kenoswild 14
*pointing fingers at you* Ha-Ha!!
JenkJenks 6
Here's how you get out of it: 1: Go to a doctor 2: Get sterilized 3: Show police proof of sterilization 4: They will let you go free of charge for saving the future generations from the stupid gene
cosmosis 12
FYL OP. If you're that much of an idiot, your life must truly be ******!
cetlawizard 15
Really? Not only is possessing 2 REAL ID's against the law, so is having a FAKE one..I gave you a YDI for your sheer dumbness of breaking 2 laws @ 1 time & then getting pulled over for probably breaking a 3rd law.
GrahmerNatsi 2
is everyone on here a bunch of squares and loosers? Underage drinking oh nooo what a bad person! And speeding too? What a terrorist!
akiahara 14
Not old enough to look back on teenage stupidity, apparently...
GrahmerNatsi 2
actually I'm 22 with my own place and a good paying full time job. And I was able to achieve this regardless of all the underage drinking I did. Oh I smoke pot too, guess I'm a delinquent going nowhere.. who just happens to make 80 grand a year already
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Why would you have a fake id?
wvcheesehead1 9
You should have worked it, claimed you were an agent, mid investigation. Every question he asked you should have said it was above his paygrade and demand to see the NSA director. He will either be terrified or give you the cavity search of a lifetime.
ItsKennyBaby 9
First world problems